The freaks come out...

You ever notice the odd little ways people find your blog? Particularly through various search engines. Some are amusing and some are down-right scary. Here's a small list of various searches that brough people here:

1. 'I farted in scoots floor store' (Umm.. Yeah. I don't know)
   
2. 'changing t.g.i. fridays menu atkinz' (I believe they're looking for Cockeyed.com's Atkinz prank.)
3. 'Vincent Gallo drowning in bro' (I don't know about this one either.)
4. 'traits oompah loompahs' (This one scares me. Either this is a Dian Fossey-like person studying the oompahs or they're a future boyfriend (That means they're crazy.))
5. '"longest torso" girl' (I'm lost there.)

I love this stuff.